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the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
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I will never shop at that store ever!!!
i thought this was a joke but
no
and even if it were
A COUPLE SECONDS AGO I WAS WEARING MY A&F SWEATSHIRT
NOT ANYMORE
Well, aren’t they motherfucking assholes…
is this forreal?
asshats
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You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
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you don’t know frustration until you’ve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
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I like to stump Google. The other day, I Googled ‘How many Mexicans live in North Korea?’ Google didn’t know.
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If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
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